Prelude

Welcome to my BHELog, I know what you r thinking...."kaise kaise log blog likhne baith jate hain". For those, there are only two things i wish to say...first...I am not 'sitting', but comfortably lying on my bed with one leg out of the window nearby(don't worry, I am not wearing any shoe,plus no one steals on third floor)....and second....my dear friend, this is the power of internet, fools like me, not only can they write, but can also publish their shit to the open world and brag about it.

Anyways, think what you want. I won't quit. In fact, there is more to be added to your basket of pleasant surprises. I will not only write in this space but also publish my very own gag comic- "Bumpee and me" here from time to time.Do judge me whether I am a smartoonist or a fartoonist, it doesn't matter. As I said- I won't quit.


Now that I've got a public forum to exploit, I'll also take this opportunity to discuss some very sensitive issues here which have been haunting me since i was born. One of such pressing issue is this-"Disrespect of Sardars"(no, I am not a sikh). I mean, seriously people, what is wrong with the world, what wrong did sardars do to the world. They are a decent lot, contributing a significant amount in GDP of India.They work hard, their food is great, their chicks are hot, and they can dare to look different with a turban.You wanna talk about their brains? Tell you what, if you were so unsure about their brain, you wouldn't give the authority of making all your decisions to one single sardar known as Manmohan Singh.They have more brains than normal(oops...read other) human beings.

The truth is you are jealous of sardars, the same way as I was jealous of Bumpee.

More about it- You all will agree to me( unless you are one of those egoist type) that there is this one person in everyone's life whom you always wanted to be like. You always fantasized to be him/her. You are so mesmerized by them that you try to talk like them, walk like them and even on the basis of assumption try to emulate them in the loo. Bumpee is this guy in my life(and you know what, Bumpee is a sardar.....on your face...). Bumpee was my classmate, my hero ,my deity when I was a school kid.So is the charisma of Bumpee that I am featuring my gag on him in "Bumpee and me". Here is the first image of what I am sure you all are going to savor in the future....